First World Problem

I ran out of blue cheese and i just wanna dip my fries.

dirty water

xxx-xxxx(1): Have you ever done a guy with a strap on?
xxx-xxxx(2): It's kind of my specialty
xxx-xxxx(1): Is it huge??
xxx-xxxx(1): Have you really done that? It seems like the guy would have to be black out drunk.
xxx-xxxx(2): I think we both know guys that are into that
xxx-xxxx(1): Newington?
xxx-xxxx(2: There's just something in the water...
xxx-xxxx(1): Next time i'm in town can we find a guy you can do it to? Will you let me watch?
xxx-xxxx(2): Sounds sexy, I should probably start scouting around though
xxx-xxxx(1): If you don't find someone I could fuck you with a strap on.
xxx-xxxx(2): I want it to be the other way around!
xxx-xxxx(1): Lets flip a coin, If you win it's gonna be a 4 inch, If I win its a 12 or sure.. i'll buy it

FUCK FINALS

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sext from above

xxx-xxxx(1): I wanna make babies wit you

xxx-xxxx(2): Ugh I wanna make so many hot babies. I 'm supposed to be writing a paper but I'd rather be having sex.

xxx-xxxx(1): A baby with both our genes will be fucking insane and beautiful and angelic!
xxx-xxxx(1): God, I'm so horny

xxx-xxxx(2): The craziest eyes ever! Too beautiful for earth. Outer space super model.

xxx-xxxx(1): Outer space blow job queens

xxx-xxxx(2):I know, I'm getting wet just thinking about it! Jesus, I wanna make love in the club!!

xxx-xxxx(1): I wanna make love on earth

xxx-xxxx(2):OMG I need to tweet you

xxx-xxxx(1): I wanna tweet you up and down

xxx-xxxx(2):I wanna tweet you inside out

xxx-xxxx(1): I wanna tweet you from behind

xxx-xxxx(2): Let me tweet you down

xxx-xxxx(1): I'm gonna tweet you till you moan...
xxx-xxxx(1): I'm gonan tweet you till you see stars, make you feel like home in space.

xxx-xxxx(2):I just died, I'm too horny to live

xxx-xxxx(1): Lets just fuck.

Turn the sext up at your next party.

Its really very easy. Start sexting, try to encourage other party goers to get in on the conversation. Before you know it, you'll have a room of dripping wet sexters who can't wait to get a peice of eachother.

Easy Orgy!

i'm literally dripping

this is stolen from www.textsfromlastnight.com but it is such a good sext i want to share it with you all:


(918): I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

just because we've been slacking on sexting doesn't mean we've been slacking on partying...

party tip: bring a tennis ball with you wherever you go in case you ever get bored/annoyed you can just play burn!

my 2 fav thingz

xxx-xxxx: i want to give you pills and suck your dick

just flowing freestylin

xxx-xxx1: i really like your ying yang...let me touch your thing thang?
xxx-xxx2: we can't have just another fling, mang. I'm like an angel with a broken wing wang.
xxx-xxx1: i was into it until the fat lady sing sang.then my telephone ring rang...
xxx-xxx2: you got another girl on the side like lucy ling lang?! Fuck this i'm gonna go drink some ting tang.
xxx-xxx1: bing bang!! ding, dang...only wanted to hang.then she unbuttoned my collar and sunk in her fing fangs.
xxx-xxx1: i let her. then she destroyed my sweater.

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

[saturday may 1st 2010, 9:36am]
xxx-xxxx: Feels good to be awake I'm so ready to lose myself and my virginity on this beautiful day. Amen.



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