Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sry, wrong number

xxx-xxxx1: Hey babe

xxx-xxxx2: whoz this?

xxx-xxxx1: Sorry changed phones and typed in the wrong name. This is actually the guy you had that rather weird sexual experience with due to my roommate giving me too many of his meds.

xxx-xxxx2: Wait, What? Really? What's ur name!?

xxx-xxxx1: Luke

xxx-xxxx2: oh k jus wondrn

xxx-xxxx1: lol ok ps. what happened with you? That night was probably my greatest sexual fiasco of all time...

xxx-xxxx2: i think you have the wrong number/girl, but I do know who you are lol <3 :) :P

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

fuck work

xxx-xxxx1: how's work going today?

xxx-xxxx2: busy, i finally did laundry today but i forgot to wear a bra and underwear to work. oops.

xxx-xxxx1: that sounds scandalous, but in a violation of health codes sort of way

xxx-xxxx2: yea, it's hot as fuck

xxx-xxxx1: come over on your lunch break and we'll fuck with the windows open

xxx-xxxx2: good, i'm so sick of fucking with the windows closed

xxx-xxxx1: spring has sprung, if you catch my drift.

xxx-xxxx2: i'm dripping with more than just sweat, if you know what i mean

Saturday, January 29, 2011

the 411 on numeral sexting

xxx-xxx1: i wanna put it in your 6 and eat your 5 and touch your 4 while my 7 is being 9ed.

xxx-xxx2: I'll lick you 8 up and down then give your 3 and big 1, 2 punch just the way you like it and finish you off with a steamy number 10 all around the world.

xxx-xxx1: I'm glad you understand how 6's 7's and 8's and even hard 9's work. you win

xxx-xxx2: I wouldn't settle for anything less than a hot 9 of course and a hole in 1

xxx-xxx1: 4 to 5 hole with one 9 and lots of hot 7'$
xxx-xxx1: wait i'm drunk as 6

xxx-xxx2: I WANT YOUR 4's, I NEED YOUR 4's!

xxx-xxx1: you can have one 4 and all the hot 5's my 9 can hold within my 2's and oddly hard 7's

xxx-xxx2: my 3 is about to burst!!!

xxx-xxx1: my 9 and two 3z are going to squirt

xxx-xxx2: please 7 all over my 2

xxx-xxx1: I will 7 on your 2 and left 4 and right 5

xxx-xxx2: you got some 8 in my eye but I liked it

xxx-xxx1: i got 8 in my own eye and I can't deal with it

xxx-xxx2: I may look like a 4 but after that i feel like a 12

xxx-xxx1: that makes me super 8####0?

xxx-xxx2: 311 all night babay

xxx-xxx1: 911 911
xxx-xxx1: i feel like a bag of popcorn

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

5:00am Wednesday Warning

xxx-xxxx1: I am gonna fuck the shit out of u its not even funny
xxx-xxxx1: Get ready for a beating
xxx-xxxx1: I mean wtf ur holding back from the truth

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Proposition 10

xxx-xxxx1: If your not busy you should come sit on my face..

xxx-xxxx2: Are you serious?

xxx-xxxx1: Why would i joke about this?

xxx-xxxx2: Be there in ten.. :7)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

thinking about "cuming"

xxx-xxxx1: I really wanna make you cum again like last time...

xxx-xxxx2: well, you should :)

xxx-xxxx1: I'm recording w/____ still but can't stop thinking about it.
xxx-xxxx1: It was really hot

xxx-xxxx2: i might cum just thinking about it...

xxx-xxxx1: do it and send me pictures so i have something to look forward to

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Childhood Fantasy

xxx-xxxx1: looking for things to get hot?

xxx-xxxx2: mm yah wanna dip your chicken tenders in my deep fryer?

xxx-xxxx1: if you can get it hot enough for me..

xxx-xxxx2: cant wait for you to pop my bubbles

xxx-xxxx1: turn my nozzle if you wanna get those bubbles goin..

xxx-xxxx2: ill turn it on extra hot get that rubber ducky movin